ABCD = Aduh Boo Cape Deh..
ABCDE = aku bilang cinta dia enggak
ABCDEFG = Aduh Bo Cape Deh Eke Frustasi Gitu
ABG = angkatan babe gue, anak baru gede, alat bantu goyang, anak buah gorgom
Absgay = abis gaya
Abt = singkatan dari about (tentang)
Adis = anak disko
admin/mimin=administrator
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFC = Away From Computer
AFK = Away From Keyboard
AGJ = anak gaul jakarta
AGUS = anak gaul unjuk smile
Aids = anak imut dengan sejuta pesona atau akibat intim dengan sejenis
Ak / aq = aku
Alay = anak layangan ; buat orang yang bahasa SMSnya aneh + selera musiknya aneh
Anjas = antar jemput anak sekolah
anjrit = Anjink..!!
Apel Gede = ape lo mau gue ade
Ardath = aku rela diperkosa asal tidak hamil
ASAP = as soon as possible
Asl = singkatan dari age, sex, location, ini untuk menanyakan usia, jenis kelamin, dan lokasi.
ATM = agak telat mikir / at this moment
Autis = gak mau diganggu
AW = anak warteg
Ayam = Anak Yang Amat Manis
B2 = berdua
B4 = before /berempat
balibul = bayi lima bulan
Baim = Banci IMut
BAK = Back At Keyboard
Bakiak = bau ketiak
Balon = bakal Calon
Bapuk = jelek/buluk
Basbang = basi banget
BBL - Be Back Later
bbs = bobo bobo siang
Bc:= baca
Bcc = banyak cin cong
BDT= Bodat Artinya monyet
beep = BF = Blue Film
BF = boyfriend /blue film (film bokep)
begajulan = kolokan, manja
Bekibolang = belok kiri boleh langsung
Bekisar = BEnconK pInggir paSAR
beler = udah ngantuk/cape/teler
bete = bad mood
Bgt = banget
Bigos = biang gosip
BITMT = But In The Meantime
Blg = bilang
blingsatan = gak bisa diem
Blk = balik
Bls = balas (bales)
BMW = Body Mengalahkan Wajah
Bobi = botak biadab
bodrex = bodoh
bohay, semok = montok, sexy/seksi dan montok
Boil = mobil
bokap=ayah
Boke = botak keren
Bokek = gak ada duit
Bokep = jorok (porno)
Boker = Buang air besar
Bokis = bohong /pelit
Boksi = botak seksi
Boljug = boleh juga
bolot = bego/lama nangkepnya (pendengaran kurang)
Bols = boleh
Bonyok = Bokap Nyokap = papa mama
bosia = rese
BOT - Back On Topic
botol = bodoh dan tolol
BRB = Be Right Back
Bro = brother/sahabat
Brokap = Berapa
Brondong = lebih muda
brownis = brondong manies
BRP = Bad Reputation Point
Bsk = besok
BT = Boring Time=waktunya bete.....
BTT = back to topic
Btw = by the way
BUFU = By Us Fcuk yoU :ngokar:
Bupati = buka paha tinggi2
Burger = buruan gerak
Burket = buruan katakan/buruan ketemu
Bw = bawa
C U = see you
c ya l8er / C u la7er /CUL(8R) = See You Later
C4N = Ciao For Now
Cablak = asal bicara/nyeplos
Cabs = cabut (pergi)
Cangcing = Canggih cing
capcay = cepat/CPD ; capedeeh
Capcus = cabut (pulang/pergi)
Caper = cari perhatian
carmuK = cari muKa
Caur = ancur
Cbt = cabut (pergi)
Ccp = curi curi pandang
CDB = Cape Deh Broo
CDMA = CaPe deH, MaLes aH!!!
Ce = cewek
Cemani = cewek manis
cemat = cewek matre
Cembokur = cemburu
ceMen = nGak aDa nyALi
cendol = good reputation point
cengi = takut/pengecut
Cepek, nopek, sapek --> Ini bahasa hokkiennya orang medan neh..ce artinya 1, no = 2, sa = 3, pek dari kata pak, artinya ratusan ..
cgg = cari gara-gara
Ciamik = bagus
Ciamis = ciuman bau amis
cie = digunakan sebagai akhiran atau penekanan dengan pengucapan si, biasa digunakan oleh cewek yang bermanja - manja sama pacarnya ::hihi:: ,biasanya tapi hanya digunakan di media tulisan
Cileduk = cinta lewat dukun
Cilegon = cinta lewat gontok-gontokan
Cilengsi = cinta kelewat gengsi
cimut=ciuman maut
cing = bahasa betawi artinya Om
Cingcay lah = lumayan lah
Cinlok = cinta lokasi
CINTA = Cuma Ingin Nikmati Tubuh Anda
cipika cipiki = cium pipi kanan cium pipi kiri
CLB = Ci Luk Ba
Clbk = cinta lama balik kembali
CMIIW = correct me if i'm wrong
co = check-out/cowok
COD = Cash On Delivery
COGAN = Cowo Ganteng (biasanya diapake cewe2 kalo ada cowo ganteng lewat..)
Cokiber = cowok kita bersama
coli = onani
Coz/cz = because, karena
CPD = CaPe De
CPO = cari perhatian orang
CRS = Can't Remember "Stuff"
Cucaw = nyuntik
Cumi = gak asik /Cuma mimpi
Cupu = Culun Punya
Curcol = curhat colongan
Curhat = curahan hati
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time
CYA = See Ya
D / Dh = deh
Dae = Ada
Dagadu = matamu
DC = disconnect
debes = the best
Dedi dores = dengan dirinya doa restu
Delon = derita lo nek
dem = damn
dendong = dandan
dese = dia
dimandang = dimana
DIY = Do It Yourself
Dlm = dalam
Dmn = dimana
DND = do not disturb
Dodol = lemot
Doi, doski = dia / beliau ; pacar
Dokat = duit
Doku = uang
Doror = Double eror
Dpt = dapet (dapat)
dugem= dunia gemerlap
Duls = dulu
Duren = duda keren
DYK = do you know
Egp = emang gue pikirin
EGPGTL = emang gue pikirin gitu loh
eike = saya
Ember = iya (benar/setuju)
endang = enak dimakan anget-anget
EOD = End Of Discussion
Ez = easy
F2F = Face To Face
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question(s)
FB = Facebook
FBOW - For Better Or Worse
Flame = Ngehina suatu post/member laen
Flamer = Penghina suatu post/member laen
FLU = feeling lonely uuh
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FOB = *!#*!#*!#*!# off bitch.
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing
FREAK = penggila
FS = Friendster
FTL = For The Lose
FTW = For The Win
FU = F You
funkeh = funky
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
GA = Go Ahead
Gahap = kemaruk/semua disikat
gahom = gagah homo
GAL = Get A Life
galon = gado-gado lontong
ganas = gado-gado nasi
Gancet/genjot = Ngesex/ngesex
Gaptek = gagap teknologi
Gara = Kaga/ngga/tidak
garing = kalo diskusi membosankan
Gatot = gagal total
Gawe = kerja
Gazebo / Gajebo = Gak zelas bo / Gak jelas bo
GBTW - Get Back To Work
GBU = God Bless You..
Gebetan = orang yang disukai
GEJE | GJ = Gak Jelas
Gembul = gemuk is beautiful
GF = girlfriend.
GFC = Going For Coffee
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear
ggl = gagal
Giting = mabok
Gk = gak (engga)
GL = Good Luck
Gmn = gimana
GMTA = Great minds think alike
gokil = gila
Golek = golongan orang jelek
Gorda = gorila darat (khusus buat orang yang mukanya jelek banget!!)
Gotcha = got you
GPL = gak pake lama
gpp = ngga apa apa
GR = Gede Rasa....
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking
Gr8 = great
GRP = Good Reputation Point
Gt = gitu
GTA = gundul tapi asik
GTG = got to go
GTGTTBR = Got To Go To The Bathroom
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
Gw, w, oGut, Gout, wa = Saya, aku
H&K = hug and kiss.
Habibi = hari hari bikin bingung
HAND = Have A Nice Day
HandyCam = Makan pake tangan
Harmoko = hari hari omong kosong
hasem = belom ngerokok
Hbl = haus belaian lelaki
Hbtu = happy b'day to you
Hbw = haus belaian wanita
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding
HIV = hasrat ingin vivis
HOAX = kabar yg ga pasti
HTH = Hope This Helps
Hts = hubungan tanpa status
Huges = hujan gede disini.
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IC = I See
IDC = I dont care
IDGI = I Don't Get It
IDK = I Dont Know
ilfil = Ilang feeling, artinya ilang deh rasanya
ILU = I love you
IMBA = imbalance
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = in My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMPE = In My Personal Experience
IMU = I Miss you
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion
IOW = In Other Words
IRC = Internet Relay Chat
IRL = In Real Life
IS = I am sorry.
ISA = insya alloh
ISP = Internet Service Provider
ISTI = ikatan suami takut istri
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
J/K = Just Kidding
Jablai = jarang dibelai
JabLuk = Jablay Buluk
Jadian = pacaran
jadul = jaman dulu
Jaga aset: = menjaga perasaan orang yang naksir
Jaga fans = menjaga perasaan orangyang naksir
jago = Janda Anget Gemar Oncom
Jahat = jatuh hati
jahe = janda hebring/hebat
Jaim = jaga image
jamal = jadi malu
Jamber = Jam berapa
Jancok = Bajingan
japak=jablay pakuan...
Japri = jalur pribadi
Jarpul = jarang pulang
Jarum Super = jarang di rumah suka pergi
Jawi = jaga wibawa
Jayus = garing (tidak lucu)/ humor yg sebenarnya maksa dan gak lucu
jemprita = jemput
Jg = juga
Jibang = jijik banget
JIC = Just In Case
Jijay Bajay = Turunan dari jijik
JJTJ = janji-janji tinggal janji
jojoba = jomblo jomblo bahagia
Joker = jomblo Keren
Jokul = Jual
jomblo =single
Jorki = Joker (jorok)
Junk = sampah (pembicaraan diluar tujuan dan isi pembahasan hanya ngacauin isi pembicaraan dlm sebuah thread)
juntrungan = pangkal masalah
K = ke
Kacang = kacih chayank
kamsut(kemek) = makan
katro = kampungan
Kebas = ketiak basah
Kebow = kenapa bow?
kecemplung = kecebur
kemandang = kemana
kemon = come on
kempot=kempes
Kemsi = Kemek siang (makan siang)
Kentang = kena tanggung
Kepo = suka mau tauu aja
Keris = keren abis
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
kk = kakak
KKBD / K2BD = Kira-kira begitu dech
Km = kamu
Knp = kenapa
Kobam = Mabok
kocak = lucu
kokai = kaya
Kolera = lok loe ngerasa sih?
Konak = kon (sensor) Nangkring
Kongkow = Nongkrong (dipakai untuk melakukan aktifitas kumpul-kumpul bareng temen-temen)
Kopasus = kopi pake susu
Kopdar = kopi darat
Kopet = pelit
Kpn = kapan
Kritik = kribo cantik
Ktm = ketemu
Ktr = kantor
Kudet = kurang update
Kul = kuliah
kupel = kue bapel
kuper = kurang pergaulan (kepanjangannya)/kurang perhatian
Kursi = kurang siang
Kutikula = kurang tinggi kurang langsing
Kutilang = kurus, tinggi, langsing
Kya na = kaya nya
L8r / L8TR = later
lajadul = lagu jaman dulu
lambreta = lambat, pelan
LD = Later dude
Lebai/lebay = Berlebihan
Lebe = Lemah berpikir
Lekong = Banci kaleng
Lemot = lemah otak/lemah banget
Letjen = lewat jendela
Lg = lagi
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
lo/lw/loe,lu, u = kamu
LOL = Laught Out Loud, Lots of Laugh, Lots of Luck, Lots of Love. tp yg sering itu arti pertama n kedua
Lonte/Lontong = peLacur / lontong sate
LTNS - Long Time No See
M = ember (iya)
M.Y.O.B=Mind Your Own Business.
Macacci = masa sih
MADESU = MAsa DEpan SUram
Madol = cabut
MAHO = manusia HOMO
mak nyus = enak,lezat NikMat
Makaci = terimakasih
Makdar it = maka dari itu
Makdiman = makan siang dimana
makdul = makan dulu
Maks = makan
Maksi = makan siang
mamen = mahmud mencret
mandang = mana
Manizer = playgirl
Manja = Mantan Jablay
Mapet = maruk pete
Marsyanda = Masa oloh serius na
Maskulin = masih kuliah nih
matot = macet total
Mawar = mau
MBA = married because accident
mct = macet
melambai = sebutan untuk cowo yang kelakuannya udah ke arah banci
Meneketehe = Mana Aku tau
Mete = make pete
Mksd = maksud
MM = emang
MMS = misscall misscall saja (buat yang doyan misscall)
Mo = mau
Mokad = mampus/mod4r/mati
Mokal = malu
momod=moderator
MorF - Male or Female, or person who asks that question
Mslh = masalah
MTCW - My Two Cents Worth
Mujadul = muka jaman dulu
Mungil = mudah ngiler
Myb = maybe
MYM = make up your mind
n00b/noob = lebih tepatnya pemaen yg gak jago2/bikin kesel; sering dipake buad ngehina member laen
NATO = no action talk only
Neken = triping
Nembak = menyatakan cinta
nepsong = napsu
Neting = Negatif Thinking
newb/newbie = member baru
Ngastik = Nggak asik (dipake buat mengungkapkan sesuatu yang tidak enak dirasa, didengar, dan diliat)
ngedrop = drop
Ngelonjor = ngelamun jorok
Ngemeng = Ngomong/bicara
ngejunk = nyampah..
Ngokar = ngerokok
ngondoy = turun
Nomat = nonton hemat
Np = napa (kenapa) / no problem
NRN - No Reply Necessary
nt = Nice Thread/Nice Try <-- Jarang ada yg pake
Nyabu = nyarapan bubur
Nyandu = nyantai dulu
Nyemok = ngerokok
nyokap = mama/ibu
nyolot = gak mau kalah ngomong
OIC = oh, I see
Okd = oke deh
OL = online
OLL = Online Love
OMG = Oh My God
OMG PDA = oh my god plizz donk ah
Oneng = telat mikir
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OOT = Out of topic
OS = Operating System /omongan syur
OST = Original Sound Track
OTF = On The Floor
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTTOMH = Off the top of my head
Otw = on the way
Pain = lagi apa?
pamer = padat merayap
Pamer paha = padat merayap tanpa harapan
Pamer susu = padat merayap susul susulan
panamas = papa naik mama senang
Parno = Paranoid
pasutri = pasukan suami takut istri
Pcr = pacar
PDA = plis dong Ah
PDC = pancing dikit curhat
PDG = pusing deh gue
Pdhl = padahal
PDKT = pendekatan
Pecun = perek culun
Peres = mupeng
Pertamax = pertama kali (x = kali)
pet cang tai = capek (halah...)
Pewe = Posisi (Wu)enak
Piktor = pikiran kotor
PIL = pria idaman lain
PL = problem lu
Player = playboy/girl
Plg = pulang
plis/pls = please
PM=private message
PMP = pren makan pren
polo = pulang
Poskul = Pulang sekolah (kadang juga berlaku buat menyatakan pulang kantor)
posting = positip thinking
PR (pe-er) = kerjaan
pr0/pro = u guess it..
Prcm = percuma
PSPB = pren sama pren berantem
pssi = persatuan suami selingkuhan istri
PU = That Stinks! /pinjam uang
Puldul = pulang dulu
puljamber = pulang jam berapa
PW = posisi wuenak
Qrain = kirain
Qt = kita
Rebek = ribet banget
Rebes = beres
REHI - Hello Again (re-Hi!)
Retak = remaja tanpa kekasih
Retro = jaman dulu banget
Rmh = rumah
ROFLMAO = roll on floor laughing my ass out
Rojali = rokok jarang beli
Romantis = rokok makan gratis
Ropita = roti pisang dan tapee deh
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTDox = Read The Documentation/Directions
RTFM = Read The Frickin' Manual
RUOK = Are You OK?
Rustam Lubis = rusak tampang luar biasa
S4: sempat
S7: setuju
Sakaw = sakit putaw
sakut = saking takutnya
SAL = Sex After Lunch
Samsi = sama siapa
Sangs = kepengen
Sbk = sibuk
Sblm = sebelum
Sbt = sabtu
SBY JK = susah bensin ya jalan kaki
Sekwilda = sekitar wilayah dada
Seniman = senang nipu teman
Sephia = selingkuhan
Sepokat = sepatu
Setia = selingkuh tiada akhir
SGM = sinting gila miring
Sh = sih
Sherina = Serius na
Simpatik = simpanse pake baju batik
Sis = saudari/mbak
Siting sob = (giting, alias sinting sob!)
SKJ = suka kagak jelas
Skul/Skull = sekolah
slip = sleep
SLY = so last year
SMP = sehabis makan pulang
SMS = suka sama suka
SNAFU = Situation Normal; All Fouled Up
SO = Significant Other
Sob = sobat /son of bitch
Sodokur = sodara
Sokam = Rokok 234
SOL - Smiling Out Loud (or Sh*t Out of Luck)
Songong = belagu
Sotoy = Sok tau!!
Spanyol = sparo nyolong
SPL = sumpe loe
Sry = sorry.
ST = sok tau
STDL = sotoy deh loe/sok tau deh loe
SFU = Shut up *!#*!#*!#*!# You
STFU = Shut the *!#*!#*!#*!# up
STJ = status tak jelas
Stlh = setelah
STM = sibuk tak menentu
STMJ = sudah tua masih jomblo
STW = setengah tua/tuwir
Suamsuam kuku = Suamiku
Sud = sudah
SUM1 = someone
sumod = super moderator
sunge = sunda ngehek
susutante = sumbangan sukarela tanpa tekanan
Swt = Sweat/so what
SWT GTL = so what gitu loh
Syg = sayang
T4 = tempat
Tababmerematahua = udah yang paling jelek
TAFN - That's All For Now
Tajir = Orkay (orang kaya)
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
Tase = bermesraan
Tayamul = Lumayan
TBC = tekanan batin cinta
Tektok = pulang - pergi
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
Tepar = terkapar
TePe = Tebar Pesona
Testi = cerita tentang orang lain
TGIF = thank God its Friday (asyik, week end lagi)
THX / TKU / Txs / tenkyu = Thanks/thank you
TIA = Thanks In Advance
tidore = tidur
Titi Dj = haTi haTi Di Jalan
titi dj bucek = hati-hati di jalan, jangan buru-buru check-in
Titi Kamal = hati hati kalau malam
Titi Puspa = hati2 kalo pulang sampe pagi
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later
TMK = To My Knowledge
TML = teman ML (teman making love)
Tmrw / Tom = tomorrow
TNI = terima nasib ini
toge = tao ah geLap
toge Pasar = Toket gede Pantat besar
tokai = tinja
toket = buah dada/payudara
ToMingSe = Tolong Mingkem Sedikit/tolong minggir sedikit
tompel = tahi lalat
TOP BGT = top banget
TOS - Terms Of Service
Tp = tebar pesona/transfer pulsa
TPTB - The Powers That Be
Tq/TY = Thank you
Trs = trus
TS = thread starter -> ditujukan utk pembuat thread
TSWC - Tell Someone Who Cares
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN = ta ta for now
TTM = temen tapi mesra
TTML = teman tapi ML
TTP = tebar-tebar pesona
TTYL / TTYL(8R) = Talk To You Later
TTYN = Talk To You Never
TTYS = Talk To You Soon
tukul = turunan kuntilanak
Tuti = tukang tipu
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern
U = you (kamu)
U1 = you the first, yaitu bila kita menginginkan lawan chatting menjawab lebih dulu.
U2 = you too.
Udh = udah
Udin petot = udara dingin pengen *!#*!#*!#*!#*!#*!#*!#
URL = Web Page Address
Uud = ujung-ujungnya duit
w/b = Welcome Back
w/o = Without
W8 = wait
Wanda = wah ndak tau ya
WAY = who are you .
Webek = welcome back
W'end = week end
WIL = wanita idaman lain
Womanizer = playboy
WOT = Women On Top...bahasa jermannya Cewek posisinya berada di atasnya cowok
WRT = With Regard To
WTG = Way To Go
WTH = What The Hell
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
Xlnt = excellent
Y? = why? (kenapa?)
Y2K = Year 2000
Ya sud = ya sudah
Yabis = Ya abis
YGIAGAM - Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
Zzzz = ngantuk / tidur
Baca Selengkapnya...
ABCDE = aku bilang cinta dia enggak
ABCDEFG = Aduh Bo Cape Deh Eke Frustasi Gitu
ABG = angkatan babe gue, anak baru gede, alat bantu goyang, anak buah gorgom
Absgay = abis gaya
Abt = singkatan dari about (tentang)
Adis = anak disko
admin/mimin=administrator
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFC = Away From Computer
AFK = Away From Keyboard
AGJ = anak gaul jakarta
AGUS = anak gaul unjuk smile
Aids = anak imut dengan sejuta pesona atau akibat intim dengan sejenis
Ak / aq = aku
Alay = anak layangan ; buat orang yang bahasa SMSnya aneh + selera musiknya aneh
Anjas = antar jemput anak sekolah
anjrit = Anjink..!!
Apel Gede = ape lo mau gue ade
Ardath = aku rela diperkosa asal tidak hamil
ASAP = as soon as possible
Asl = singkatan dari age, sex, location, ini untuk menanyakan usia, jenis kelamin, dan lokasi.
ATM = agak telat mikir / at this moment
Autis = gak mau diganggu
AW = anak warteg
Ayam = Anak Yang Amat Manis
B2 = berdua
B4 = before /berempat
balibul = bayi lima bulan
Baim = Banci IMut
BAK = Back At Keyboard
Bakiak = bau ketiak
Balon = bakal Calon
Bapuk = jelek/buluk
Basbang = basi banget
BBL - Be Back Later
bbs = bobo bobo siang
Bc:= baca
Bcc = banyak cin cong
BDT= Bodat Artinya monyet
beep = BF = Blue Film
BF = boyfriend /blue film (film bokep)
begajulan = kolokan, manja
Bekibolang = belok kiri boleh langsung
Bekisar = BEnconK pInggir paSAR
beler = udah ngantuk/cape/teler
bete = bad mood
Bgt = banget
Bigos = biang gosip
BITMT = But In The Meantime
Blg = bilang
blingsatan = gak bisa diem
Blk = balik
Bls = balas (bales)
BMW = Body Mengalahkan Wajah
Bobi = botak biadab
bodrex = bodoh
bohay, semok = montok, sexy/seksi dan montok
Boil = mobil
bokap=ayah
Boke = botak keren
Bokek = gak ada duit
Bokep = jorok (porno)
Boker = Buang air besar
Bokis = bohong /pelit
Boksi = botak seksi
Boljug = boleh juga
bolot = bego/lama nangkepnya (pendengaran kurang)
Bols = boleh
Bonyok = Bokap Nyokap = papa mama
bosia = rese
BOT - Back On Topic
botol = bodoh dan tolol
BRB = Be Right Back
Bro = brother/sahabat
Brokap = Berapa
Brondong = lebih muda
brownis = brondong manies
BRP = Bad Reputation Point
Bsk = besok
BT = Boring Time=waktunya bete.....
BTT = back to topic
Btw = by the way
BUFU = By Us Fcuk yoU :ngokar:
Bupati = buka paha tinggi2
Burger = buruan gerak
Burket = buruan katakan/buruan ketemu
Bw = bawa
C U = see you
c ya l8er / C u la7er /CUL(8R) = See You Later
C4N = Ciao For Now
Cablak = asal bicara/nyeplos
Cabs = cabut (pergi)
Cangcing = Canggih cing
capcay = cepat/CPD ; capedeeh
Capcus = cabut (pulang/pergi)
Caper = cari perhatian
carmuK = cari muKa
Caur = ancur
Cbt = cabut (pergi)
Ccp = curi curi pandang
CDB = Cape Deh Broo
CDMA = CaPe deH, MaLes aH!!!
Ce = cewek
Cemani = cewek manis
cemat = cewek matre
Cembokur = cemburu
ceMen = nGak aDa nyALi
cendol = good reputation point
cengi = takut/pengecut
Cepek, nopek, sapek --> Ini bahasa hokkiennya orang medan neh..ce artinya 1, no = 2, sa = 3, pek dari kata pak, artinya ratusan ..
cgg = cari gara-gara
Ciamik = bagus
Ciamis = ciuman bau amis
cie = digunakan sebagai akhiran atau penekanan dengan pengucapan si, biasa digunakan oleh cewek yang bermanja - manja sama pacarnya ::hihi:: ,biasanya tapi hanya digunakan di media tulisan
Cileduk = cinta lewat dukun
Cilegon = cinta lewat gontok-gontokan
Cilengsi = cinta kelewat gengsi
cimut=ciuman maut
cing = bahasa betawi artinya Om
Cingcay lah = lumayan lah
Cinlok = cinta lokasi
CINTA = Cuma Ingin Nikmati Tubuh Anda
cipika cipiki = cium pipi kanan cium pipi kiri
CLB = Ci Luk Ba
Clbk = cinta lama balik kembali
CMIIW = correct me if i'm wrong
co = check-out/cowok
COD = Cash On Delivery
COGAN = Cowo Ganteng (biasanya diapake cewe2 kalo ada cowo ganteng lewat..)
Cokiber = cowok kita bersama
coli = onani
Coz/cz = because, karena
CPD = CaPe De
CPO = cari perhatian orang
CRS = Can't Remember "Stuff"
Cucaw = nyuntik
Cumi = gak asik /Cuma mimpi
Cupu = Culun Punya
Curcol = curhat colongan
Curhat = curahan hati
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time
CYA = See Ya
D / Dh = deh
Dae = Ada
Dagadu = matamu
DC = disconnect
debes = the best
Dedi dores = dengan dirinya doa restu
Delon = derita lo nek
dem = damn
dendong = dandan
dese = dia
dimandang = dimana
DIY = Do It Yourself
Dlm = dalam
Dmn = dimana
DND = do not disturb
Dodol = lemot
Doi, doski = dia / beliau ; pacar
Dokat = duit
Doku = uang
Doror = Double eror
Dpt = dapet (dapat)
dugem= dunia gemerlap
Duls = dulu
Duren = duda keren
DYK = do you know
Egp = emang gue pikirin
EGPGTL = emang gue pikirin gitu loh
eike = saya
Ember = iya (benar/setuju)
endang = enak dimakan anget-anget
EOD = End Of Discussion
Ez = easy
F2F = Face To Face
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question(s)
FB = Facebook
FBOW - For Better Or Worse
Flame = Ngehina suatu post/member laen
Flamer = Penghina suatu post/member laen
FLU = feeling lonely uuh
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FOB = *!#*!#*!#*!# off bitch.
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing
FREAK = penggila
FS = Friendster
FTL = For The Lose
FTW = For The Win
FU = F You
funkeh = funky
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
GA = Go Ahead
Gahap = kemaruk/semua disikat
gahom = gagah homo
GAL = Get A Life
galon = gado-gado lontong
ganas = gado-gado nasi
Gancet/genjot = Ngesex/ngesex
Gaptek = gagap teknologi
Gara = Kaga/ngga/tidak
garing = kalo diskusi membosankan
Gatot = gagal total
Gawe = kerja
Gazebo / Gajebo = Gak zelas bo / Gak jelas bo
GBTW - Get Back To Work
GBU = God Bless You..
Gebetan = orang yang disukai
GEJE | GJ = Gak Jelas
Gembul = gemuk is beautiful
GF = girlfriend.
GFC = Going For Coffee
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear
ggl = gagal
Giting = mabok
Gk = gak (engga)
GL = Good Luck
Gmn = gimana
GMTA = Great minds think alike
gokil = gila
Golek = golongan orang jelek
Gorda = gorila darat (khusus buat orang yang mukanya jelek banget!!)
Gotcha = got you
GPL = gak pake lama
gpp = ngga apa apa
GR = Gede Rasa....
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking
Gr8 = great
GRP = Good Reputation Point
Gt = gitu
GTA = gundul tapi asik
GTG = got to go
GTGTTBR = Got To Go To The Bathroom
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
Gw, w, oGut, Gout, wa = Saya, aku
H&K = hug and kiss.
Habibi = hari hari bikin bingung
HAND = Have A Nice Day
HandyCam = Makan pake tangan
Harmoko = hari hari omong kosong
hasem = belom ngerokok
Hbl = haus belaian lelaki
Hbtu = happy b'day to you
Hbw = haus belaian wanita
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding
HIV = hasrat ingin vivis
HOAX = kabar yg ga pasti
HTH = Hope This Helps
Hts = hubungan tanpa status
Huges = hujan gede disini.
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IC = I See
IDC = I dont care
IDGI = I Don't Get It
IDK = I Dont Know
ilfil = Ilang feeling, artinya ilang deh rasanya
ILU = I love you
IMBA = imbalance
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = in My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMPE = In My Personal Experience
IMU = I Miss you
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion
IOW = In Other Words
IRC = Internet Relay Chat
IRL = In Real Life
IS = I am sorry.
ISA = insya alloh
ISP = Internet Service Provider
ISTI = ikatan suami takut istri
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
J/K = Just Kidding
Jablai = jarang dibelai
JabLuk = Jablay Buluk
Jadian = pacaran
jadul = jaman dulu
Jaga aset: = menjaga perasaan orang yang naksir
Jaga fans = menjaga perasaan orangyang naksir
jago = Janda Anget Gemar Oncom
Jahat = jatuh hati
jahe = janda hebring/hebat
Jaim = jaga image
jamal = jadi malu
Jamber = Jam berapa
Jancok = Bajingan
japak=jablay pakuan...
Japri = jalur pribadi
Jarpul = jarang pulang
Jarum Super = jarang di rumah suka pergi
Jawi = jaga wibawa
Jayus = garing (tidak lucu)/ humor yg sebenarnya maksa dan gak lucu
jemprita = jemput
Jg = juga
Jibang = jijik banget
JIC = Just In Case
Jijay Bajay = Turunan dari jijik
JJTJ = janji-janji tinggal janji
jojoba = jomblo jomblo bahagia
Joker = jomblo Keren
Jokul = Jual
jomblo =single
Jorki = Joker (jorok)
Junk = sampah (pembicaraan diluar tujuan dan isi pembahasan hanya ngacauin isi pembicaraan dlm sebuah thread)
juntrungan = pangkal masalah
K = ke
Kacang = kacih chayank
kamsut(kemek) = makan
katro = kampungan
Kebas = ketiak basah
Kebow = kenapa bow?
kecemplung = kecebur
kemandang = kemana
kemon = come on
kempot=kempes
Kemsi = Kemek siang (makan siang)
Kentang = kena tanggung
Kepo = suka mau tauu aja
Keris = keren abis
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
kk = kakak
KKBD / K2BD = Kira-kira begitu dech
Km = kamu
Knp = kenapa
Kobam = Mabok
kocak = lucu
kokai = kaya
Kolera = lok loe ngerasa sih?
Konak = kon (sensor) Nangkring
Kongkow = Nongkrong (dipakai untuk melakukan aktifitas kumpul-kumpul bareng temen-temen)
Kopasus = kopi pake susu
Kopdar = kopi darat
Kopet = pelit
Kpn = kapan
Kritik = kribo cantik
Ktm = ketemu
Ktr = kantor
Kudet = kurang update
Kul = kuliah
kupel = kue bapel
kuper = kurang pergaulan (kepanjangannya)/kurang perhatian
Kursi = kurang siang
Kutikula = kurang tinggi kurang langsing
Kutilang = kurus, tinggi, langsing
Kya na = kaya nya
L8r / L8TR = later
lajadul = lagu jaman dulu
lambreta = lambat, pelan
LD = Later dude
Lebai/lebay = Berlebihan
Lebe = Lemah berpikir
Lekong = Banci kaleng
Lemot = lemah otak/lemah banget
Letjen = lewat jendela
Lg = lagi
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
lo/lw/loe,lu, u = kamu
LOL = Laught Out Loud, Lots of Laugh, Lots of Luck, Lots of Love. tp yg sering itu arti pertama n kedua
Lonte/Lontong = peLacur / lontong sate
LTNS - Long Time No See
M = ember (iya)
M.Y.O.B=Mind Your Own Business.
Macacci = masa sih
MADESU = MAsa DEpan SUram
Madol = cabut
MAHO = manusia HOMO
mak nyus = enak,lezat NikMat
Makaci = terimakasih
Makdar it = maka dari itu
Makdiman = makan siang dimana
makdul = makan dulu
Maks = makan
Maksi = makan siang
mamen = mahmud mencret
mandang = mana
Manizer = playgirl
Manja = Mantan Jablay
Mapet = maruk pete
Marsyanda = Masa oloh serius na
Maskulin = masih kuliah nih
matot = macet total
Mawar = mau
MBA = married because accident
mct = macet
melambai = sebutan untuk cowo yang kelakuannya udah ke arah banci
Meneketehe = Mana Aku tau
Mete = make pete
Mksd = maksud
MM = emang
MMS = misscall misscall saja (buat yang doyan misscall)
Mo = mau
Mokad = mampus/mod4r/mati
Mokal = malu
momod=moderator
MorF - Male or Female, or person who asks that question
Mslh = masalah
MTCW - My Two Cents Worth
Mujadul = muka jaman dulu
Mungil = mudah ngiler
Myb = maybe
MYM = make up your mind
n00b/noob = lebih tepatnya pemaen yg gak jago2/bikin kesel; sering dipake buad ngehina member laen
NATO = no action talk only
Neken = triping
Nembak = menyatakan cinta
nepsong = napsu
Neting = Negatif Thinking
newb/newbie = member baru
Ngastik = Nggak asik (dipake buat mengungkapkan sesuatu yang tidak enak dirasa, didengar, dan diliat)
ngedrop = drop
Ngelonjor = ngelamun jorok
Ngemeng = Ngomong/bicara
ngejunk = nyampah..
Ngokar = ngerokok
ngondoy = turun
Nomat = nonton hemat
Np = napa (kenapa) / no problem
NRN - No Reply Necessary
nt = Nice Thread/Nice Try <-- Jarang ada yg pake
Nyabu = nyarapan bubur
Nyandu = nyantai dulu
Nyemok = ngerokok
nyokap = mama/ibu
nyolot = gak mau kalah ngomong
OIC = oh, I see
Okd = oke deh
OL = online
OLL = Online Love
OMG = Oh My God
OMG PDA = oh my god plizz donk ah
Oneng = telat mikir
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OOT = Out of topic
OS = Operating System /omongan syur
OST = Original Sound Track
OTF = On The Floor
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTTOMH = Off the top of my head
Otw = on the way
Pain = lagi apa?
pamer = padat merayap
Pamer paha = padat merayap tanpa harapan
Pamer susu = padat merayap susul susulan
panamas = papa naik mama senang
Parno = Paranoid
pasutri = pasukan suami takut istri
Pcr = pacar
PDA = plis dong Ah
PDC = pancing dikit curhat
PDG = pusing deh gue
Pdhl = padahal
PDKT = pendekatan
Pecun = perek culun
Peres = mupeng
Pertamax = pertama kali (x = kali)
pet cang tai = capek (halah...)
Pewe = Posisi (Wu)enak
Piktor = pikiran kotor
PIL = pria idaman lain
PL = problem lu
Player = playboy/girl
Plg = pulang
plis/pls = please
PM=private message
PMP = pren makan pren
polo = pulang
Poskul = Pulang sekolah (kadang juga berlaku buat menyatakan pulang kantor)
posting = positip thinking
PR (pe-er) = kerjaan
pr0/pro = u guess it..
Prcm = percuma
PSPB = pren sama pren berantem
pssi = persatuan suami selingkuhan istri
PU = That Stinks! /pinjam uang
Puldul = pulang dulu
puljamber = pulang jam berapa
PW = posisi wuenak
Qrain = kirain
Qt = kita
Rebek = ribet banget
Rebes = beres
REHI - Hello Again (re-Hi!)
Retak = remaja tanpa kekasih
Retro = jaman dulu banget
Rmh = rumah
ROFLMAO = roll on floor laughing my ass out
Rojali = rokok jarang beli
Romantis = rokok makan gratis
Ropita = roti pisang dan tapee deh
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTDox = Read The Documentation/Directions
RTFM = Read The Frickin' Manual
RUOK = Are You OK?
Rustam Lubis = rusak tampang luar biasa
S4: sempat
S7: setuju
Sakaw = sakit putaw
sakut = saking takutnya
SAL = Sex After Lunch
Samsi = sama siapa
Sangs = kepengen
Sbk = sibuk
Sblm = sebelum
Sbt = sabtu
SBY JK = susah bensin ya jalan kaki
Sekwilda = sekitar wilayah dada
Seniman = senang nipu teman
Sephia = selingkuhan
Sepokat = sepatu
Setia = selingkuh tiada akhir
SGM = sinting gila miring
Sh = sih
Sherina = Serius na
Simpatik = simpanse pake baju batik
Sis = saudari/mbak
Siting sob = (giting, alias sinting sob!)
SKJ = suka kagak jelas
Skul/Skull = sekolah
slip = sleep
SLY = so last year
SMP = sehabis makan pulang
SMS = suka sama suka
SNAFU = Situation Normal; All Fouled Up
SO = Significant Other
Sob = sobat /son of bitch
Sodokur = sodara
Sokam = Rokok 234
SOL - Smiling Out Loud (or Sh*t Out of Luck)
Songong = belagu
Sotoy = Sok tau!!
Spanyol = sparo nyolong
SPL = sumpe loe
Sry = sorry.
ST = sok tau
STDL = sotoy deh loe/sok tau deh loe
SFU = Shut up *!#*!#*!#*!# You
STFU = Shut the *!#*!#*!#*!# up
STJ = status tak jelas
Stlh = setelah
STM = sibuk tak menentu
STMJ = sudah tua masih jomblo
STW = setengah tua/tuwir
Suamsuam kuku = Suamiku
Sud = sudah
SUM1 = someone
sumod = super moderator
sunge = sunda ngehek
susutante = sumbangan sukarela tanpa tekanan
Swt = Sweat/so what
SWT GTL = so what gitu loh
Syg = sayang
T4 = tempat
Tababmerematahua = udah yang paling jelek
TAFN - That's All For Now
Tajir = Orkay (orang kaya)
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
Tase = bermesraan
Tayamul = Lumayan
TBC = tekanan batin cinta
Tektok = pulang - pergi
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
Tepar = terkapar
TePe = Tebar Pesona
Testi = cerita tentang orang lain
TGIF = thank God its Friday (asyik, week end lagi)
THX / TKU / Txs / tenkyu = Thanks/thank you
TIA = Thanks In Advance
tidore = tidur
Titi Dj = haTi haTi Di Jalan
titi dj bucek = hati-hati di jalan, jangan buru-buru check-in
Titi Kamal = hati hati kalau malam
Titi Puspa = hati2 kalo pulang sampe pagi
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later
TMK = To My Knowledge
TML = teman ML (teman making love)
Tmrw / Tom = tomorrow
TNI = terima nasib ini
toge = tao ah geLap
toge Pasar = Toket gede Pantat besar
tokai = tinja
toket = buah dada/payudara
ToMingSe = Tolong Mingkem Sedikit/tolong minggir sedikit
tompel = tahi lalat
TOP BGT = top banget
TOS - Terms Of Service
Tp = tebar pesona/transfer pulsa
TPTB - The Powers That Be
Tq/TY = Thank you
Trs = trus
TS = thread starter -> ditujukan utk pembuat thread
TSWC - Tell Someone Who Cares
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN = ta ta for now
TTM = temen tapi mesra
TTML = teman tapi ML
TTP = tebar-tebar pesona
TTYL / TTYL(8R) = Talk To You Later
TTYN = Talk To You Never
TTYS = Talk To You Soon
tukul = turunan kuntilanak
Tuti = tukang tipu
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern
U = you (kamu)
U1 = you the first, yaitu bila kita menginginkan lawan chatting menjawab lebih dulu.
U2 = you too.
Udh = udah
Udin petot = udara dingin pengen *!#*!#*!#*!#*!#*!#*!#
URL = Web Page Address
Uud = ujung-ujungnya duit
w/b = Welcome Back
w/o = Without
W8 = wait
Wanda = wah ndak tau ya
WAY = who are you .
Webek = welcome back
W'end = week end
WIL = wanita idaman lain
Womanizer = playboy
WOT = Women On Top...bahasa jermannya Cewek posisinya berada di atasnya cowok
WRT = With Regard To
WTG = Way To Go
WTH = What The Hell
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
Xlnt = excellent
Y? = why? (kenapa?)
Y2K = Year 2000
Ya sud = ya sudah
Yabis = Ya abis
YGIAGAM - Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
Zzzz = ngantuk / tidur
Marhaban Ahlan wa Sahlan Ya Ramadhan 1429 H. Gema Ramadhan telah membahana, tanda kebesaran nyata Sang Khaliq dan patut mendapat bakti. Mari refleksikan diri dgn beribadah penuh iman, taqwa dan ikhlas. Atas segala khilaf dan alpa, mohon dibuka pintu maaf, agar khusyu’ dan tawadlu’ dlm mengharap RidhoNYA. Amin. MARHABAN YA RAMADHAN.
