Bahasa Gaul

ABCD = Aduh Boo Cape Deh..
ABCDE = aku bilang cinta dia enggak
ABCDEFG = Aduh Bo Cape Deh Eke Frustasi Gitu
ABG = angkatan babe gue, anak baru gede, alat bantu goyang, anak buah gorgom
Absgay = abis gaya
Abt = singkatan dari about (tentang)
Adis = anak disko
admin/mimin=administrator
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFC = Away From Computer
AFK = Away From Keyboard
AGJ = anak gaul jakarta
AGUS = anak gaul unjuk smile
Aids = anak imut dengan sejuta pesona atau akibat intim dengan sejenis
Ak / aq = aku
Alay = anak layangan ; buat orang yang bahasa SMSnya aneh + selera musiknya aneh
Anjas = antar jemput anak sekolah
anjrit = Anjink..!!
Apel Gede = ape lo mau gue ade
Ardath = aku rela diperkosa asal tidak hamil
ASAP = as soon as possible
Asl = singkatan dari age, sex, location, ini untuk menanyakan usia, jenis kelamin, dan lokasi.
ATM = agak telat mikir / at this moment
Autis = gak mau diganggu
AW = anak warteg
Ayam = Anak Yang Amat Manis
B2 = berdua
B4 = before /berempat
balibul = bayi lima bulan
Baim = Banci IMut
BAK = Back At Keyboard
Bakiak = bau ketiak
Balon = bakal Calon
Bapuk = jelek/buluk
Basbang = basi banget
BBL - Be Back Later
bbs = bobo bobo siang
Bc:= baca
Bcc = banyak cin cong
BDT= Bodat Artinya monyet
beep = BF = Blue Film
BF = boyfriend /blue film (film bokep)
begajulan = kolokan, manja
Bekibolang = belok kiri boleh langsung
Bekisar = BEnconK pInggir paSAR
beler = udah ngantuk/cape/teler
bete = bad mood
Bgt = banget
Bigos = biang gosip
BITMT = But In The Meantime
Blg = bilang
blingsatan = gak bisa diem
Blk = balik
Bls = balas (bales)
BMW = Body Mengalahkan Wajah
Bobi = botak biadab
bodrex = bodoh
bohay, semok = montok, sexy/seksi dan montok
Boil = mobil
bokap=ayah
Boke = botak keren
Bokek = gak ada duit
Bokep = jorok (porno)
Boker = Buang air besar
Bokis = bohong /pelit
Boksi = botak seksi
Boljug = boleh juga
bolot = bego/lama nangkepnya (pendengaran kurang)
Bols = boleh
Bonyok = Bokap Nyokap = papa mama
bosia = rese
BOT - Back On Topic
botol = bodoh dan tolol
BRB = Be Right Back
Bro = brother/sahabat
Brokap = Berapa
Brondong = lebih muda
brownis = brondong manies
BRP = Bad Reputation Point
Bsk = besok
BT = Boring Time=waktunya bete.....
BTT = back to topic
Btw = by the way
BUFU = By Us Fcuk yoU :ngokar:
Bupati = buka paha tinggi2
Burger = buruan gerak
Burket = buruan katakan/buruan ketemu
Bw = bawa
C U = see you
c ya l8er / C u la7er /CUL(8R) = See You Later
C4N = Ciao For Now
Cablak = asal bicara/nyeplos
Cabs = cabut (pergi)
Cangcing = Canggih cing
capcay = cepat/CPD ; capedeeh
Capcus = cabut (pulang/pergi)
Caper = cari perhatian
carmuK = cari muKa
Caur = ancur
Cbt = cabut (pergi)
Ccp = curi curi pandang
CDB = Cape Deh Broo
CDMA = CaPe deH, MaLes aH!!!
Ce = cewek
Cemani = cewek manis
cemat = cewek matre
Cembokur = cemburu
ceMen = nGak aDa nyALi
cendol = good reputation point
cengi = takut/pengecut
Cepek, nopek, sapek --> Ini bahasa hokkiennya orang medan neh..ce artinya 1, no = 2, sa = 3, pek dari kata pak, artinya ratusan ..
cgg = cari gara-gara
Ciamik = bagus
Ciamis = ciuman bau amis
cie = digunakan sebagai akhiran atau penekanan dengan pengucapan si, biasa digunakan oleh cewek yang bermanja - manja sama pacarnya ::hihi:: ,biasanya tapi hanya digunakan di media tulisan
Cileduk = cinta lewat dukun
Cilegon = cinta lewat gontok-gontokan
Cilengsi = cinta kelewat gengsi
cimut=ciuman maut
cing = bahasa betawi artinya Om
Cingcay lah = lumayan lah
Cinlok = cinta lokasi
CINTA = Cuma Ingin Nikmati Tubuh Anda
cipika cipiki = cium pipi kanan cium pipi kiri
CLB = Ci Luk Ba
Clbk = cinta lama balik kembali
CMIIW = correct me if i'm wrong
co = check-out/cowok
COD = Cash On Delivery
COGAN = Cowo Ganteng (biasanya diapake cewe2 kalo ada cowo ganteng lewat..)
Cokiber = cowok kita bersama
coli = onani
Coz/cz = because, karena
CPD = CaPe De
CPO = cari perhatian orang
CRS = Can't Remember "Stuff"
Cucaw = nyuntik
Cumi = gak asik /Cuma mimpi
Cupu = Culun Punya
Curcol = curhat colongan
Curhat = curahan hati
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time
CYA = See Ya
D / Dh = deh
Dae = Ada
Dagadu = matamu
DC = disconnect
debes = the best
Dedi dores = dengan dirinya doa restu
Delon = derita lo nek
dem = damn
dendong = dandan
dese = dia
dimandang = dimana
DIY = Do It Yourself
Dlm = dalam
Dmn = dimana
DND = do not disturb
Dodol = lemot
Doi, doski = dia / beliau ; pacar
Dokat = duit
Doku = uang
Doror = Double eror
Dpt = dapet (dapat)
dugem= dunia gemerlap
Duls = dulu
Duren = duda keren
DYK = do you know
Egp = emang gue pikirin
EGPGTL = emang gue pikirin gitu loh
eike = saya
Ember = iya (benar/setuju)
endang = enak dimakan anget-anget
EOD = End Of Discussion
Ez = easy
F2F = Face To Face
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question(s)
FB = Facebook
FBOW - For Better Or Worse
Flame = Ngehina suatu post/member laen
Flamer = Penghina suatu post/member laen
FLU = feeling lonely uuh
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FOB = *!#*!#*!#*!# off bitch.
FOCL = Falling Off Chair Laughing
FREAK = penggila
FS = Friendster
FTL = For The Lose
FTW = For The Win
FU = F You
funkeh = funky
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
GA = Go Ahead
Gahap = kemaruk/semua disikat
gahom = gagah homo
GAL = Get A Life
galon = gado-gado lontong
ganas = gado-gado nasi
Gancet/genjot = Ngesex/ngesex
Gaptek = gagap teknologi
Gara = Kaga/ngga/tidak
garing = kalo diskusi membosankan
Gatot = gagal total
Gawe = kerja
Gazebo / Gajebo = Gak zelas bo / Gak jelas bo
GBTW - Get Back To Work
GBU = God Bless You..
Gebetan = orang yang disukai
GEJE | GJ = Gak Jelas
Gembul = gemuk is beautiful
GF = girlfriend.
GFC = Going For Coffee
GFETE = Grinning From Ear To Ear
ggl = gagal
Giting = mabok
Gk = gak (engga)
GL = Good Luck
Gmn = gimana
GMTA = Great minds think alike
gokil = gila
Golek = golongan orang jelek
Gorda = gorila darat (khusus buat orang yang mukanya jelek banget!!)
Gotcha = got you
GPL = gak pake lama
gpp = ngga apa apa
GR = Gede Rasa....
GR&D = Grinning, Running & Ducking
Gr8 = great
GRP = Good Reputation Point
Gt = gitu
GTA = gundul tapi asik
GTG = got to go
GTGTTBR = Got To Go To The Bathroom
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
Gw, w, oGut, Gout, wa = Saya, aku
H&K = hug and kiss.
Habibi = hari hari bikin bingung
HAND = Have A Nice Day
HandyCam = Makan pake tangan
Harmoko = hari hari omong kosong
hasem = belom ngerokok
Hbl = haus belaian lelaki
Hbtu = happy b'day to you
Hbw = haus belaian wanita
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding
HIV = hasrat ingin vivis
HOAX = kabar yg ga pasti
HTH = Hope This Helps
Hts = hubungan tanpa status
Huges = hujan gede disini.
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IC = I See
IDC = I dont care
IDGI = I Don't Get It
IDK = I Dont Know
ilfil = Ilang feeling, artinya ilang deh rasanya
ILU = I love you
IMBA = imbalance
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = in My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMPE = In My Personal Experience
IMU = I Miss you
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion
IOW = In Other Words
IRC = Internet Relay Chat
IRL = In Real Life
IS = I am sorry.
ISA = insya alloh
ISP = Internet Service Provider
ISTI = ikatan suami takut istri
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
J/K = Just Kidding
Jablai = jarang dibelai
JabLuk = Jablay Buluk
Jadian = pacaran
jadul = jaman dulu
Jaga aset: = menjaga perasaan orang yang naksir
Jaga fans = menjaga perasaan orangyang naksir
jago = Janda Anget Gemar Oncom
Jahat = jatuh hati
jahe = janda hebring/hebat
Jaim = jaga image
jamal = jadi malu
Jamber = Jam berapa
Jancok = Bajingan
japak=jablay pakuan...
Japri = jalur pribadi
Jarpul = jarang pulang
Jarum Super = jarang di rumah suka pergi
Jawi = jaga wibawa
Jayus = garing (tidak lucu)/ humor yg sebenarnya maksa dan gak lucu
jemprita = jemput
Jg = juga
Jibang = jijik banget
JIC = Just In Case
Jijay Bajay = Turunan dari jijik
JJTJ = janji-janji tinggal janji
jojoba = jomblo jomblo bahagia
Joker = jomblo Keren
Jokul = Jual
jomblo =single
Jorki = Joker (jorok)
Junk = sampah (pembicaraan diluar tujuan dan isi pembahasan hanya ngacauin isi pembicaraan dlm sebuah thread)
juntrungan = pangkal masalah
K = ke
Kacang = kacih chayank
kamsut(kemek) = makan
katro = kampungan
Kebas = ketiak basah
Kebow = kenapa bow?
kecemplung = kecebur
kemandang = kemana
kemon = come on
kempot=kempes
Kemsi = Kemek siang (makan siang)
Kentang = kena tanggung
Kepo = suka mau tauu aja
Keris = keren abis
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
kk = kakak
KKBD / K2BD = Kira-kira begitu dech
Km = kamu
Knp = kenapa
Kobam = Mabok
kocak = lucu
kokai = kaya
Kolera = lok loe ngerasa sih?
Konak = kon (sensor) Nangkring
Kongkow = Nongkrong (dipakai untuk melakukan aktifitas kumpul-kumpul bareng temen-temen)
Kopasus = kopi pake susu
Kopdar = kopi darat
Kopet = pelit
Kpn = kapan
Kritik = kribo cantik
Ktm = ketemu
Ktr = kantor
Kudet = kurang update
Kul = kuliah
kupel = kue bapel
kuper = kurang pergaulan (kepanjangannya)/kurang perhatian
Kursi = kurang siang
Kutikula = kurang tinggi kurang langsing
Kutilang = kurus, tinggi, langsing
Kya na = kaya nya
L8r / L8TR = later
lajadul = lagu jaman dulu
lambreta = lambat, pelan
LD = Later dude
Lebai/lebay = Berlebihan
Lebe = Lemah berpikir
Lekong = Banci kaleng
Lemot = lemah otak/lemah banget
Letjen = lewat jendela
Lg = lagi
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
lo/lw/loe,lu, u = kamu
LOL = Laught Out Loud, Lots of Laugh, Lots of Luck, Lots of Love. tp yg sering itu arti pertama n kedua
Lonte/Lontong = peLacur / lontong sate
LTNS - Long Time No See
M = ember (iya)
M.Y.O.B=Mind Your Own Business.
Macacci = masa sih
MADESU = MAsa DEpan SUram
Madol = cabut
MAHO = manusia HOMO
mak nyus = enak,lezat NikMat
Makaci = terimakasih
Makdar it = maka dari itu
Makdiman = makan siang dimana
makdul = makan dulu
Maks = makan
Maksi = makan siang
mamen = mahmud mencret
mandang = mana
Manizer = playgirl
Manja = Mantan Jablay
Mapet = maruk pete
Marsyanda = Masa oloh serius na
Maskulin = masih kuliah nih
matot = macet total
Mawar = mau
MBA = married because accident
mct = macet
melambai = sebutan untuk cowo yang kelakuannya udah ke arah banci
Meneketehe = Mana Aku tau
Mete = make pete
Mksd = maksud
MM = emang
MMS = misscall misscall saja (buat yang doyan misscall)
Mo = mau
Mokad = mampus/mod4r/mati
Mokal = malu
momod=moderator
MorF - Male or Female, or person who asks that question
Mslh = masalah
MTCW - My Two Cents Worth
Mujadul = muka jaman dulu
Mungil = mudah ngiler
Myb = maybe
MYM = make up your mind
n00b/noob = lebih tepatnya pemaen yg gak jago2/bikin kesel; sering dipake buad ngehina member laen
NATO = no action talk only
Neken = triping
Nembak = menyatakan cinta
nepsong = napsu
Neting = Negatif Thinking
newb/newbie = member baru
Ngastik = Nggak asik (dipake buat mengungkapkan sesuatu yang tidak enak dirasa, didengar, dan diliat)
ngedrop = drop
Ngelonjor = ngelamun jorok
Ngemeng = Ngomong/bicara
ngejunk = nyampah..
Ngokar = ngerokok
ngondoy = turun
Nomat = nonton hemat
Np = napa (kenapa) / no problem
NRN - No Reply Necessary
nt = Nice Thread/Nice Try <-- Jarang ada yg pake
Nyabu = nyarapan bubur
Nyandu = nyantai dulu
Nyemok = ngerokok
nyokap = mama/ibu
nyolot = gak mau kalah ngomong
OIC = oh, I see
Okd = oke deh
OL = online
OLL = Online Love
OMG = Oh My God
OMG PDA = oh my god plizz donk ah
Oneng = telat mikir
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OOT = Out of topic
OS = Operating System /omongan syur
OST = Original Sound Track
OTF = On The Floor
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTTOMH = Off the top of my head
Otw = on the way
Pain = lagi apa?
pamer = padat merayap
Pamer paha = padat merayap tanpa harapan
Pamer susu = padat merayap susul susulan
panamas = papa naik mama senang
Parno = Paranoid
pasutri = pasukan suami takut istri
Pcr = pacar
PDA = plis dong Ah
PDC = pancing dikit curhat
PDG = pusing deh gue
Pdhl = padahal
PDKT = pendekatan
Pecun = perek culun
Peres = mupeng
Pertamax = pertama kali (x = kali)
pet cang tai = capek (halah...)
Pewe = Posisi (Wu)enak
Piktor = pikiran kotor
PIL = pria idaman lain
PL = problem lu
Player = playboy/girl
Plg = pulang
plis/pls = please
PM=private message
PMP = pren makan pren
polo = pulang
Poskul = Pulang sekolah (kadang juga berlaku buat menyatakan pulang kantor)
posting = positip thinking
PR (pe-er) = kerjaan
pr0/pro = u guess it..
Prcm = percuma
PSPB = pren sama pren berantem
pssi = persatuan suami selingkuhan istri
PU = That Stinks! /pinjam uang
Puldul = pulang dulu
puljamber = pulang jam berapa
PW = posisi wuenak
Qrain = kirain
Qt = kita
Rebek = ribet banget
Rebes = beres
REHI - Hello Again (re-Hi!)
Retak = remaja tanpa kekasih
Retro = jaman dulu banget
Rmh = rumah
ROFLMAO = roll on floor laughing my ass out
Rojali = rokok jarang beli
Romantis = rokok makan gratis
Ropita = roti pisang dan tapee deh
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTDox = Read The Documentation/Directions
RTFM = Read The Frickin' Manual
RUOK = Are You OK?
Rustam Lubis = rusak tampang luar biasa
S4: sempat
S7: setuju
Sakaw = sakit putaw
sakut = saking takutnya
SAL = Sex After Lunch
Samsi = sama siapa
Sangs = kepengen
Sbk = sibuk
Sblm = sebelum
Sbt = sabtu
SBY JK = susah bensin ya jalan kaki
Sekwilda = sekitar wilayah dada
Seniman = senang nipu teman
Sephia = selingkuhan
Sepokat = sepatu
Setia = selingkuh tiada akhir
SGM = sinting gila miring
Sh = sih
Sherina = Serius na
Simpatik = simpanse pake baju batik
Sis = saudari/mbak
Siting sob = (giting, alias sinting sob!)
SKJ = suka kagak jelas
Skul/Skull = sekolah
slip = sleep
SLY = so last year
SMP = sehabis makan pulang
SMS = suka sama suka
SNAFU = Situation Normal; All Fouled Up
SO = Significant Other
Sob = sobat /son of bitch
Sodokur = sodara
Sokam = Rokok 234
SOL - Smiling Out Loud (or Sh*t Out of Luck)
Songong = belagu
Sotoy = Sok tau!!
Spanyol = sparo nyolong
SPL = sumpe loe
Sry = sorry.
ST = sok tau
STDL = sotoy deh loe/sok tau deh loe
SFU = Shut up *!#*!#*!#*!# You
STFU = Shut the *!#*!#*!#*!# up
STJ = status tak jelas
Stlh = setelah
STM = sibuk tak menentu
STMJ = sudah tua masih jomblo
STW = setengah tua/tuwir
Suamsuam kuku = Suamiku
Sud = sudah
SUM1 = someone
sumod = super moderator
sunge = sunda ngehek
susutante = sumbangan sukarela tanpa tekanan
Swt = Sweat/so what
SWT GTL = so what gitu loh
Syg = sayang
T4 = tempat
Tababmerematahua = udah yang paling jelek
TAFN - That's All For Now
Tajir = Orkay (orang kaya)
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
Tase = bermesraan
Tayamul = Lumayan
TBC = tekanan batin cinta
Tektok = pulang - pergi
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
Tepar = terkapar
TePe = Tebar Pesona
Testi = cerita tentang orang lain
TGIF = thank God its Friday (asyik, week end lagi)
THX / TKU / Txs / tenkyu = Thanks/thank you
TIA = Thanks In Advance
tidore = tidur
Titi Dj = haTi haTi Di Jalan
titi dj bucek = hati-hati di jalan, jangan buru-buru check-in
Titi Kamal = hati hati kalau malam
Titi Puspa = hati2 kalo pulang sampe pagi
TLK2UL8R = Talk to you later
TMK = To My Knowledge
TML = teman ML (teman making love)
Tmrw / Tom = tomorrow
TNI = terima nasib ini
toge = tao ah geLap
toge Pasar = Toket gede Pantat besar
tokai = tinja
toket = buah dada/payudara
ToMingSe = Tolong Mingkem Sedikit/tolong minggir sedikit
tompel = tahi lalat
TOP BGT = top banget
TOS - Terms Of Service
Tp = tebar pesona/transfer pulsa
TPTB - The Powers That Be
Tq/TY = Thank you
Trs = trus
TS = thread starter -> ditujukan utk pembuat thread
TSWC - Tell Someone Who Cares
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN = ta ta for now
TTM = temen tapi mesra
TTML = teman tapi ML
TTP = tebar-tebar pesona
TTYL / TTYL(8R) = Talk To You Later
TTYN = Talk To You Never
TTYS = Talk To You Soon
tukul = turunan kuntilanak
Tuti = tukang tipu
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern
U = you (kamu)
U1 = you the first, yaitu bila kita menginginkan lawan chatting menjawab lebih dulu.
U2 = you too.
Udh = udah
Udin petot = udara dingin pengen *!#*!#*!#*!#*!#*!#*!#
URL = Web Page Address
Uud = ujung-ujungnya duit
w/b = Welcome Back
w/o = Without
W8 = wait
Wanda = wah ndak tau ya
WAY = who are you .
Webek = welcome back
W'end = week end
WIL = wanita idaman lain
Womanizer = playboy
WOT = Women On Top...bahasa jermannya Cewek posisinya berada di atasnya cowok
WRT = With Regard To
WTG = Way To Go
WTH = What The Hell
WU? = What's Up?
WWW = World Wide Web
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
Xlnt = excellent
Y? = why? (kenapa?)
Y2K = Year 2000
Ya sud = ya sudah
Yabis = Ya abis
YGIAGAM - Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
Zzzz = ngantuk / tidur